A Mockumentary Tutorial
Want to stick it to the evil insurance companies and get rich, quick??!
Of course you do! Here’s how.
Step 1: Buy something really expensive.
Step 2: Buy insurance.
Step 3: Lock it up, securely
Step 4: Go out of town on a “vacation”
Step 5:
Step 6: Break into your house
Step 7: Return to your vacation & Wait
Step 8: Collect thy insurance!
Step 9: Flee to Russia for asylum before you are caught!