Brown Pants

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It was a dark night on the high seas.

The captain was in his quarters, relaxing.


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The First Mate comes in, he says to the captain:

Captain, the Dread Pirate Redbeard is nigh!

The captain says, "Quick! Fetch my red shirt!"

The first mate is puzzled.

“Why do you need a red shirt?” he asked to the captain.

The captain is a man's man.

A fighter!

He says, “So my men don't see if I bleed and become discouraged!"

They fight the pirates. And win.

The next night, the captain is again relaxing in his quarters.

The First Mate bursts in, and shouts at the captain.

He says, "There are ten pirate ships nigh!"

The captain says, "Quick, fetch my brown pants!"


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