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You scored: 43%. That's terrible.

This means you should go into hiding, eat bacon and smoke cigarettes. This way you'll have fun AND die happy (and soon!). Thanks.

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Eat a pile of Sugar Daddies
Double down on your flossing and brushing regiment
Vow to smile more often
Pay the dentist three times as much, because during the exam, your screaming scared away three other patients

Your dog, which woke you in time to save your life.
Due to your smoking, your lungs are used to smoke, so inhaling smoke from the fire didn't bother you.
You sleep in a waterbed.
The heroics of the firemen who have to come save dumb people's lives every day.

You once had a beer.
You are a serial killer, but haven't yet been caught.
When you were in high school, you considered cheating on a test, until you realized that the test was easy.
You are an Ashley Madison power-user.

Change nothing, you love The Donald!
Change nothing; you don't love Trump, but he's your president, and it was twenty years ago.
Change nothing; you don't support Trump, but you love your wife and your wedding is a fond memory.
Change nothing; your name is Vladimir Putin and you and Trump are buddies.

Do nothing; there is no cheat day in your world
Eat Twinkies
Watch soaps
Don't really understand the concept and go to Swingers Clubs and leave with someone new each time

The newest high-brow replacement for Brunch. It stands for Breakfast + Deficit.
Britain exiting the European Union. It stands for Britain Really Enjoys Xylophone Internet Memes, but someone messed up the last letter.
The sound you make in the bathroom after you've had a Shepherd's Pie.
Your son's name.

That, since you are a guy, you think of yourself as a feminist and kind and gentle but are starting to realize you surely have crossed the line before, too.
That, since you are a guy, you wonder if it goes both ways. After all, that one time in college that one girl you weren't attracted to asked you out and your buddies harassed you about it.
There are going to be a lot more job openings soon.
That it's not a laughing matter, it's about time the world wised-up and started seeing how harassment affects all of us, but we need to talk about it out in the open or it will never go away.

Test: Should You Run for Office? (School Board Edition)